A Peezy-sliner - A measly amount that makes you want to scream. Like getting

A measly amount that makes you want to scream. Like getting one lousy sticker for doing something big.

I finished the whole project and got one sticker. That's a peezy-sliner of reward.

I did all the work and got one thank you. That's a peezy-sliner of appreciation.

He gave me one crumb and called it a feast. That's a peezy-sliner of food.