A Paparnapy
A female who makes your brain hurt and your heart bleed for no good reason. She’s like a bad pizza, you think it’ll be good, but it’s just soggy and sad.
I dated her for a month and she still didn’t know my favorite color.
She cried during a TikTok and I cried with her, but it was just a stupid cat video.
She texted me 17 times about her ex, and I still don’t know why.