A pair of Paramaniacs
A pair of Paramaniacs are two people who can’t stop talking about Paramore. They act like they’re in a relationship with Hayley Williams and make everyone else feel left out.
'You know Hayley Williams better than your mom!'
'I don’t even know who my friends are anymore. All I know is Paramore.'
'If you don’t like Paramore, you’re not even real.'