A Painz
So powerful that the Earth can't take it. You gotta have some serious ass power. People's lights go out when you walk by. Even the generator gives up. Only one guy has that power. His name on Xbox is 'Painz Haz Power'. You better get some sick killcams or you'll be sad.
He walked into the gym and the lights died. Everyone was like, 'What the hell?''
He passed by the cafeteria and the microwave exploded.
He came into class and the teacher’s computer crashed.