"I had a sexual experience when the Packers won. I was so happy.", My brother, who still thinks the Packers are going to win the Super Bowl this year.

"I was so excited about the Packers winning that I felt like I was having a sexual experience.", My cousin, who still thinks the Packers are the best team ever.

"I had a sexual experience when the Packers beat the 49ers. I was so happy.", My uncle, who still drinks beer and eats cheese every day.