A new hope
New Hope is a town where everyone’s either rich, gay, or both. It’s got cute shops and a river, but it also has stupid tourists and a Dunkin’ Donuts.
My friend lives in New Hope and says it’s the best town ever, but I’ve seen him make fun of tourists.
My mom says we’re moving to New Hope because it’s fancy, but I’m scared of the tourists.
My neighbor has a Lamborghini and lives in New Hope, so obviously it’s the best town.