A new car!
The f***ing time in a new relationship where the couple acts like they're the f***ing best thing since sliced bread. They're texting every minute, posting on f***ing Facebook like it's the f***ing apocalypse, and they're so f***ing annoying.
'I'm so in love with my new boyfriend. He's the best thing since sliced bread!', Sarah, who still uses a toaster oven.
'I posted a picture of my new boyfriend on Facebook 15 times.', Lisa
'I'm going to post another picture of my new boyfriend because I'm that f***ing annoying.', Mark