A new car!
A f***ing young guy buys an old f***ing car (well, to be honest, it's a f***ing piece of junk) and he and all his f***ing friends cram into it for the first f***ing drive.
'I bought an old f***ing piece of junk and my friends all fit in it.', Tom
'I tried to fit 10 people in my car and it looked like a f***ing sandwich.', Lisa
'My car was so old it looked like it was going to die on the first drive.', Mark