A NED FLANDERS
A boring, annoying, holy-crazy guy who probably eats $27 worth of tacos every week.
Ned came to my house and said I was 'diddly ungrateful' because I didn’t thank him for the t-shirt he shot at me.
He told me he used to be with Sar Sloane and she was the biggest ho in Hollywood.
He showed up at my job and said I was 'diddly lazy.' My boss gave me a warning.