A Near Miss Frog Kiss - A Near Miss Frog Kiss is when you almost picked the worst op

A Near Miss Frog Kiss is when you almost picked the worst option, but it was just a little bit bad, not totally bad.

I almost dated that guy who thought he was a rockstar.

I almost took that job that paid $10 a week.

I almost moved in with my grandma who still thinks the internet is a scam.