A Near Miss Frog Kiss - A Near Miss Frog Kiss is like almost getting kissed by a fro

A Near Miss Frog Kiss is like almost getting kissed by a frog but realizing it was just a frog, not a prince.

I almost took that guy’s advice about investing in a llama business.

I almost signed up for a cooking class that only taught me how to burn toast.

I almost went to college just to avoid my mom’s bad jokes.