A Natalie
A Natalie is a human who looks like a model and acts like a angel, but don't let that fool you, she's got a sharp tongue and a mean streak.
My Natalie just called me a donkey in front of everyone. I deserved it though.
My Natalie is so cute I want to eat her. But I also want to punch her for being so perfect.
My Natalie smiled at me and that's all it took for me to fall in love. And also be mildly jealous of her ex.