a myspace sunday
a myspace sunday is when your friends come online like they’re in a war and post about their weekend like they’re the hero. you message them and they reply so fast it’s like they’re right next to you, breathing down your neck.
"i went to the mall and bought 10 shirts. you bought 1 shirt and it was ugly."
"i had sex. you had a nap. you're a loser."
"you didn't message me. i thought you got hit by a bus."