A Mutumishan
A Mutumishan is a Christian with Israeli blood who thinks they're better than everyone else and will tell you all about it.
My Mutumishan teacher said I was going to hell because I didn’t know my multiplication tables.
My Mutumishan neighbor yelled at me for wearing a hat on Sunday.
My Mutumishan cousin said I wasn’t saved unless I ate a hot dog at church.