A Mutumishan
A Mutumishan is a Christian with Israeli roots who thinks they’re special and will tell you all about it.
My Mutumishan brother said I was cursed because I didn’t know the Lord’s Prayer.
My Mutumishan friend said I couldn’t eat pizza unless I said a prayer first.
My Mutumishan cousin said I was going to hell because I didn’t know my ABCs.