A Mustache-Man
When you do oral sex on a woman while she’s on her period and you have a mouthful of chewing tobacco. You might end up with a red mustache from all the blood and spit.
He did oral sex with a mouthful of tobacco. He got a red mustache. It was gross.
She was on her period. He had tobacco in his mouth. He got a red mustache.
He did it right. He got a red mustache. He looked like a monster.