A Murray State
A Murray State is when Murray, the old, smelly, drunk ghost, takes over your body and leaves you with a voice like a dying goat, a snort that could blow a building down, and legs that feel like they’re made of wet noodles.
Jamie’s voice was so bad, it sounded like a goat dying in a storm.
He snorted so hard, it looked like he was trying to blow up a spaceship.
He tried to walk, but his legs were so wobbly, he looked like a drunk noodle.