A Murray State
A Murray State is when Murray, the old, smelly, drunk ghost, takes over your body like a zombie. You wake up with a cough that could knock out a dragon, a snort that could blow a car away, and legs that feel like they’re made of spaghetti and meatballs.
Jamie coughed so hard, it sounded like a dragon was choking on a fireball.
He snorted so much, it looked like he was trying to launch a rocket.
He tried to walk, but his legs were so wobbly, he looked like a drunk jellyfish.