A Mullens wager
A bet you make when you’re too thick to know you’re going to lose. It’s like betting your last bit of cash on a donkey race when the donkey’s already been run over.
I bet $10 on the horse race and lost. Now I'm betting $20 on the same horse race. I'm a total meathead.
He bet his phone on a dice game and lost. Now he's betting his phone on the same dice game again. That’s just ridiculous.
She bet her friend’s snacks on a coin flip and lost. Now she's betting her own snacks on the same coin flip. That’s just stupid.