A Mudge Situation
A Mudge Situation is when someone acts like they’re dating you, but they’re just your friend who won’t shut up about it. You know it’s fake, and you’re too lazy to tell them.
'We’re dating now!', I’m still the one who’s going to your group chats like it’s normal.
'I’m your love!', I’m still the one who’s going to forget your name again.
'We’re in a relationship!', I’m still the one who’s going to text you about dinner like we’re besties.