A Mud Glove
The special glove you wear when you're about to drop a whole suitcase of poop on someone’s face and you need something to protect your hand from getting melted.
I wore my mud glove like it was armor before I dropped a whole bag of poop on his face.
She put on her mud glove like it was a superhero cape before she launched a poop grenade at me.
He used his mud glove to catch the poop bomb I threw at him, it looked like a pizza disaster.