A Mr Chow
A Mr. Chow is a guy with a tiny wick that’s so small it looks like it’s hiding from the cops.
"Man, that guy’s dong is smaller than my sister’s allowance!", @hangover_hater
"I’d rather get a root canal than have sex with Mr. Chow.", @chow_hater2000
"He’s got a dong so small it’s like it’s on vacation.", @chow_killa