A Mouse
A sneaky little bastard that hides in your food cabinet like it’s his own personal toilet. You find him when you open a big box of Lucky Charms, and he’s there, pissing all over your favorite cereal. You get so mad, you stay up all night with a shotgun waiting for him.
That mouse is the worst. I found him in my cereal box.
He’s like a little kid who doesn’t know how to use the bathroom.
I stayed up all night with a shotgun because of that little rat.