A morning weasley
A morning weasley is when a red-head grabs you like a love-sick puppy and gets a hard-on from the hug.
My uncle hugged me and I could see his pants were about to explode.
My neighbor came out of his house and gave me a hug that made me laugh and blush.
My cousin squeezed me so tight I thought I was going to get a nosebleed and a boner.