A Morgan
A Morgan is someone who acts like an adult, but also calls you names and spends your money on pizza. She's your best friend, your future wife, and the reason you're always smiling.
Morgan called me a ‘walking disaster’ and spent my lunch money on pizza.
She said I was her future husband and told me to stop being so annoying.
Morgan spent my entire paycheck on pizza and called me a ‘walking disaster’.