A Morgan
A Morgan is a human who doesn't need anyone else to be happy. She's smart as hell, never backs down, and will curse at you if you don't laugh at her jokes.
Morgan told me I was the worst friend ever if I didn't laugh at her joke about her boss.
She called me a ‘walking embarrassment’ when I failed her math test.
Morgan threatened to turn me into a chicken if I didn't stop being annoying.