A Moocher's Tale: Alex Frankel
A book about a moocher so bad he made the authors cry. It’s not out yet, but they’re already writing dumb titles about real life. In the end, Frankel dies alone because he was too much of a freeloader.
"Chapter 3: The Mooch Who Would Not Stop", when he borrowed my pen 20 times.
"Chapter 9: Mooch Meltdown", when he cried because I wouldn’t give him my crayons.
"Chapter 15: The Final Mooch", when he took my last snack and my hope."