A Montclaire
Montclair Status is when you get screwed over and you can't do anything about it. It's like getting a broken toy and having to use it anyway.
My brother got Montclair Status when he signed a contract and got ripped off.
My mom said getting a bad car was like Montclair Status because it was broken and stupid.
My friend got Montclair Status when he tried to move and everything went wrong.