A Mojo Massage
A Mojo Massage is when a regular massage gets turned into a sweaty, skin-on-skin, almost-naked nightmare. It’s like getting rubbed raw by a massage therapist who also happens to be a total horn-dog.
My back felt like it was on fire after the Mojo Massage. I’m not sure if I was relaxed or just half-dead.
The Mojo Massage was like being attacked by a sensual gremlin with a massage wand.
I walked out of the Mojo Massage looking like I had been in a fight with a candle and a towel.