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When you’re so late you’re not late anymore, you’re just a ghost with a schedule.

I showed up to the party 10 minutes late and got a standing ovation from the ghost of my old friend.

I took so long to brush my teeth I became a ghost.

My boss said I was late, but I said I was just on a spiritual journey.