a mildrid
A wrinkly old woman who talks about how she knew the mob, celebrities, and everyone famous like they were her best friends.
She told me she knew the mob and that they owed her money because she ‘did them a favor’ once.
She said she met Beyoncé at a gas station and that Beyoncé was ‘very tired’ and ‘didn’t like the coffee.’
She said she knew the president and that the president ‘used to bring her donuts’ and ‘would laugh at her jokes.’