A Midwestern Soccer Mom
A lady who thinks mixing wine and soda is the most genius thing since sliced bread.
She said, 'I just made a genius drink. It's like wine and soda had a baby.'
At the grocery store, she bought a case of Diet Pepsi and a case of wine and said, 'This is my new life.'
She told her kids, 'I'm mixing wine and soda. It's a family tradition.'