A Midsummer Night Dream
When a guy sneaks into a girl's room and tries to eat her out while she's asleep. He leaves with nothing but a hard-on and the smell of regret.
My brother did a Midsummer Night Dream on my cousin. He got caught by her mom and now he's grounded for life.
My friend tried a Midsummer Night Dream on his crush. She woke up and screamed like a banshee.
My dad did a Midsummer Night Dream on my mom. She woke up and he was eating her out in her sleep.