a midget's throw
When you chuck a tiny person at something like it’s a joke. They hit the target and laugh like it was the best punchline ever.
Dylan threw a midget at a wall. It was like a comedy show. The midget laughed and the wall didn’t care.
My brother did a midget’s throw at a banana. The midget hit it and it split open like it was crying.
At the circus, they did a midget’s throw at a piñata. The piñata exploded and the midget screamed like a baby.