a Miami
A Miami is what your phone spits out when you try to type Noemi and your thumbs are too drunk to work right. People start calling it Noems and it's the worst.
"I tried typing Noemi and it came out as Miams. Now she's Noems."
"My phone said Miams instead of Noemi. Now we're all Noems."
"Noemi became Noems because of a typo. Now she's a Miami."