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a pink floating cat that created all the Pokemon, and it’s the reason your life is a mess because of Mewtwo and all his dumb antics

I blame Mew for my life being a mess. Mewtwo is the worst.

Mew is the reason I have to deal with Mewtwo and all his dumb stuff.

Mew is the god of all Pokémon, and Mewtwo is just a crybaby version of him.