a memory like a sieve
you forget stuff so much it’s like your brain is a broken printer
I tried to remember my password. It came out as ‘fluffyunicorn’. Then I forgot my password. Then I forgot what a unicorn is.
I put my phone in my pocket. Then I forgot my phone. Then I forgot my pocket. Then I forgot I had a phone.
I told my friend I was going to remember the movie time. Now I don’t remember the movie. I don’t remember the time. I don’t remember my friend.