A Melvin kid
A Melvin kid is someone who’s so soft they could be used as a pillow.
That kid is a Melvin kid, he cried when he fell off the swings.
My little brother is a Melvin kid, he wears a hoodie to bed and eats pizza for breakfast.
My teacher called me a Melvin kid because I flunked spelling and still wear my pajamas in class.
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