A Mcgangbang
This is a messy sandwich combo from McDonald's. You get a double cheeseburger and a Spicy McChicken, then you smash them together like a f***ing lunatic.
I ordered a McGangbang and my face looked like a crime scene.
My friend tried to eat it in one bite and cried like a baby.
My date asked me what that was, and I told her it was my soul.