A Matarizzo
A Matarizzo is someone who promises to leave Instagram every few months and acts like it's a big deal, but you know they're just waiting for their next flex moment.
'I'm gonna quit Instagram for good!', 2 days later, they posted a story about their new gym membership.
'I'm done with all of you!', 1 hour later, they were tagging their friends in a post about their new haircut.
'I'm leaving forever!', 3 days later, they were live arguing with their best friend about the best pizza toppings.