A Marine Corps Shower - Spraying deodorant like it’s gonna save your life and you’re

Spraying deodorant like it’s gonna save your life and you’re fighting a dragon

I used deodorant like it was a sword and my armpits were the dragon.

I sprayed so much deodorant, my underarms are now a fountain.

I used deodorant like it was a magic spell, and I was the wizard.