a Marek
Marek is like a walking legend. He drinks like a beast, laughs at your jokes, and makes the best popcorn ever, even if it tastes like old socks.
Marek drank six beers in one sitting and still passed the test.
He made popcorn with guacamole and called it ‘the snack of the gods.’
He told the best jokes during lunch, even though he was supposed to be eating.