a man's selfie
A selfie that looks like it was taken in a hurry, by a man who probably just wanted to post something fast and didn’t care how it looked.
He took a selfie while holding a coffee and it looked like he was trying to sip it at the same time.
He took a selfie with his head tilted sideways and one eye closed like he was confused.
He took a selfie while wearing sunglasses inside and looked like he was hiding from the world.