a man's selfie
A selfie taken by a guy who thinks he's a pro but clearly isn't. It's like he just randomly snapped a photo while trying to look cool.
He took a selfie while wearing a hat backwards and only half his face was in the picture.
He leaned so far to the left it looked like he was about to fall off the phone.
He took a selfie while eating a burger and looked like he was trying to hide the mess.