a man from Cracow
This Cracow man is a walking knife fight. He thinks he’s invincible and will stab you for looking at him wrong. He hates women, Jews, and everyone who isn’t from Cracow. His cock is so big it’s a miracle he can walk.
He stabbed a cop for giving him a ticket.
He yelled at a dog for barking at him.
He tried to stab a tree for no reason.