a man from Cracow
A guy from Cracow always brings a knife and is ready to fight. He’s got no lungs just ash and is so gay he thinks he’s a queen. He hates Jews, women, and anyone who isn’t from Cracow. His cock is so big it’s a legend.
He stabbed a guy for not saying hello.
He bit a pigeon for no reason.
He yelled at the moon for being too bright.