A Maison
A Maison is a guy who’s obsessed with one girl and will do anything, like punch a wall or eat a whole pizza, to keep her happy. If you mess with him, he’ll turn into a screaming, crying mess and chase you out of the house.
'I will die for her, I swear.', Maison after seeing her with another guy
'He cried in the shower like a baby.', his best friend
'He threatened to eat my dog if I said one more word about her.', me, during lunch'