a mackenzie
A Mackenzie is a girl who looks like a goddess but acts like a madman. She's cool under pressure, like Dumbledore but with more swearing. She'll make you laugh, cry, and probably throw a fit if you forget her birthday.
I saw her calm down a riot with a single eye-roll.
She cried with me when my dog died. Then she laughed when I cried over it.
She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.