a Lowco - When you try to use a kitchen tool and it hits you like you

When you try to use a kitchen tool and it hits you like you owe it money

I tried to use the ladle and it poured my soul into a soup that hated me.

I tried to use the peeler and it peeled my patience off like it was a potato.

I tried to use the whisk and it whisked me away from my sanity.