a louisiana
I’m from Louisiana, and I’m not just from the South, I’m from the deep, dirty, spicy, and sometimes smelly South. We talk like we're from the 19th century and we don’t know what ‘left’ means.
I told someone to turn left, and they asked if that meant ‘south’ or ‘north.’
I asked for a Coke, and they asked me what kind, like I was dumb.
I got lost because someone said ‘turn south’ and I thought that meant ‘turn into a swamp.’